they just do their business in their trousers
when they do it, they make a monotone "ahhh" voice for exactly 2 days, 7 hours, 6 minutes and 3 seconds
it's a dermish tradition to throw mild cheddar at cardboard foxes to get them away. this festival is called "iaoīœ" and is celebrated once a dermish lemon eats bread
it's also a dermish tradition to glue a stick onto your head and jump into a green frog looking monster known as a brump. the brump is used for transport to other dermish locations such as piss lake, the other petals, the desert, etc.
it is forbidden to say "toast" while inside the brump. if you do say it, people will throw loaves of bread at you and force you to leave the brump
i am going to give you an introduction to someone really bad
there's a person named tay vay that actually poops in trousers, freezes them in liquid nitrogen, and throws them at civilians below
this is some info about tay vay